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Tom wrote a new blog post: Conceived in Ignorance 6 months ago · View
Conceived in Ignorance The following are all replies that have been included on British Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father’s details. “Regarding the identity of the father of my twins child A was fathered by . I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I [...]
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Tom wrote a new blog post: Stuff You Really Should Know 6 months ago · View
Stuff You Really Should Know The longest one-syllable word in the English language is “screeched.” “Dreamt” is the only English word that ends in the letters “mt”. Almonds are members of the peach family. The symbol on the “pound” key (#) is called an octothorpe. The dot over the letter ‘i’ is called a tittle. [...]
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Tom wrote a new blog post: The Physics of Hell 6 months ago · View
The Physics of Hell The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid term. The answer was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it. The question was: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? [...]
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Tom wrote a new blog post: Silly Signs 6 months ago · View
On an Electrician’s truck: ‘Let us remove your shorts.’ On a Scientist’s door: ‘Gone Fission’ On a Taxidermist’s window: ‘We really know our stuff.’ Outside a Hotel: ‘Help! We need inn-experienced people.’ At an Auto Body Shop: ‘May we have the next dents?’ At a Music Store: ‘Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.’ [...]
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Tom wrote a new blog post: Applying For A Loan 6 months ago · View
Everyone who has ever bought a house will enjoy this. A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client who lost his house in Hurricane Katrina and wanted to rebuild. He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to the parcel of property being offered as collateral. [...]
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Tom wrote a new blog post: You are a product of the 80s if … 6 months ago · View
You are a product of the 80s if … -You know what “Psyche”(Sike) means. -You know the profound meaning of “Wax On, Wax Off”. -You know that another name for a keyboard is a “Synthesizer”. -You can name at least half of the members of the BRAT Pack. -You know who Tina Yothers is. -You [...]
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Tom wrote a new blog post: Top 10 reasons 80s better than 90s 6 months ago · View
Top Ten reasons the 80’s were a cooler than the 90’s: 10) MTV actually played videos in the 80’s. 9) There were only one kind of Nike tennis shoes (White with a red swoosh), and they didn’t cost $125. 8)A comb in your back pocket is more practical and less painful than a ring through [...]
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