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  • Tom wrote a new blog post: Dog Haiku   2 years, 2 months ago · View

    Dog Haiku I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel. I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be. Today I sniffed Many dog butts–I celebrate By kissing your face. I sound the alarm! Paperboy–come to kill us all– Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I sound the alarm! [...]

  • Tom wrote a new blog post: Are you Martha or Maxine?   2 years, 2 months ago · View

    Are you Martha or Maxine? * Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips. * Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway! * To [...]

  • Tom wrote a new blog post: Funny Subtitles from Hong Kong   2 years, 2 months ago · View

    Funny Subtitles from Hong Kong Here’s a list of actual English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong… 1. I am unsatisfied to be killed in this way. 2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep. 3. Gun wounds again? 4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin. 5. A normal [...]

  • Tom wrote a new blog post: Top 10 Why We Love Kids   2 years, 2 months ago · View

    Why We Love Kids 1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, “Mom, that lady isn’t [...]

  • Tom wrote a new blog post: Thriller by Inmates   2 years, 2 months ago · View

    1,500 plus CPDRC inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines at practice! This is not the final routine, and definitely not a punishment! just a teaser.

  • Tom wrote a new blog post: Darth Vader and Storm Trooper   2 years, 2 months ago · View

    Where else are you going to find a dancing Darth Vader and Storm Trooper on random sidewalks of Japan?

  • Tom wrote a new blog post: Uncle Earl – Streak O’ Lean, Streak O’Fat   2 years, 2 months ago · View

    Music video by Uncle Earl, featuring Rayna Gellert, KC Groves, Kristin Andreassen, Abigail Washburn (singing in Chinese) and John Paul Jones of Led Zeppelin on piano. Directed by Tom Krueger. Enjoy Uncle Earl playing Streak O’Lean, Streak O’Fat.

  • Tom wrote a new blog post: Top 10 Klingon Programmer   2 years, 2 months ago · View

    Top 10 things likely to be overheard if there was a Klingon Programmer on the staff 10) “You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you’ve read it in the original Klingon.” 9) “Indentation?! – I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!” 8) “What is this talk of ‘release?’ Klingons do not [...]

  • Tom wrote a new blog post: Trunk Monkey   2 years, 2 months ago · View

    In January of 2000 Sean from Trunkmonkey Racing created the Trunkmonkey concept as a mascot for his race team and the North American Subaru Impreza Owners Club: http://www.trunkmonkeyracing.com/ Trunk Monkey #4 – Thrown [...]

  • Tom wrote a new blog post: Simon’s Cat – TV Dinner   2 years, 2 months ago · View

    A hungry cat resorts to increasingly desperate measures to gain its owner’s attention.

  • Tom wrote a new blog post: Cat vs Printer   2 years, 2 months ago · View

  • Tom wrote a new blog post: Nora The Cat Playing Piano   2 years, 2 months ago · View

    What more can we say? Her name is Nora, and she’s darn cute. She began sitting at the piano at about one-year-old. She’s almost four now. She plays only when the mood strikes her, which is usually several time a times a day for short periods.

    Find out more about Nora at http://www.ravenswingstudio.com

  • Tom wrote a new blog post: Harry Potter In The Hood   2 years, 2 months ago · View

    In this Harry Potter Spoof music video titled “Harry Potter in the Hood,” Harry raps about his life. We should warn you before you even start that this video is just wrong.

  • Tom wrote a new blog post: Starwars:Revenge of the Sith   2 years, 2 months ago · View

    What if everything in Revenge of the Sith was made out of Legos? Probably what you see in this silly Lego Star Wars video. Enjoy Revenge of the Brick, and be sure to sit through the credits so you can see Darth Vader conduct.

  • Tom wrote a new blog post: Lego Star Wars   2 years, 2 months ago · View

    An animation of comedian eddie izzard talking about his idea of the ‘death star canteen’. If you like this video, you can see more of my eddie izzard animations in the more from this user list.

  • Tom wrote a new blog post: Lego Beer Song   2 years, 2 months ago · View

    the Beer Song animated with Lego (the original)

    idea and stopmotion-animation by my brother and me
    song by unknown
    the melody is by the March Of The Toreadors

    Programmes used:
    Pinnacle Studio 9
    MS Paint

    PS: YES, there is a chicken in the video. So what?

  • Tom wrote a new blog post: It’s Dancing with the Star Wars Stars   2 years, 2 months ago · View

    This was part of the Hyperspace Hoopla show at Disney/MGM Studios’ Star Wars Weekends 2007. Couples include: Chewie and a Jawa, Luke and Leia, and Queen Amidala and Darth Vader. This show was performed a total of 12 times during Star Wars Weekends and a different couple won each time. It all depended on the [...]

  • Tom wrote a new blog post: A Collection of One-Liners   2 years, 2 months ago · View

    A collection of one liners How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones. What do you [...]

  • Tom wrote a new blog post: Not In Oxford   2 years, 2 months ago · View

    The Washington Post publishes a yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for various words. The following were some of the winning entries: Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having [...]

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